Or fuck it, just somehow change my bony face to chiseled perfection. Or wore colored contacts for these brown eyes. Maybe I could've done more with my unkempt and frustratingly-straight brown hair. Attractive without being hot, lanky without being tall. Still Kyle Pleasance, ladies and gentlemen.Ģ013 wasn't shaping up to be any better than my previous three years of on-line classes.
#ABANDONED CHUCK E CHEESE MOVIE#
No, I was still the shy movie geek from Cusseta High. A sprawling map of clubs, bars, and restaurants.īut I didn't make it out to these places very much. And unlike Cusseta, Columbus was a big city. Only now I was on my own in a campus apartment. My family was from Cusseta so I'd been to Columbus, Georgia numerous times over the years. I was twenty-one when I transferred to Columbus State University. These were supposed to be the best years of my life. Especially considering how lame high school was for a quiet geek like me. And secondly, always be cautious with what you consume.College was supposed to be more fun.
Cheese’s has probably been doing great business ever since Dawson’s video was released. Cheese’s actually recycle their pizzas? I can’t say for sure, but there are two things I know. Their pizza, however, seemed perfectly normal, which sparked even more questions.ĭoes Chuck E. As we were leaving, we saw a family of four being served a pizza. To my disappointment, when they came out the slices did not align at all and the pieces looked as if they had been glued together with cheese. Deep down inside me, I was hoping that when the pizzas came out they would look, well, like regular pizzas. My friends and I sat at a booth and ordered two pizzas. (Come on! What are we teaching children nowadays?) The building was bright and loud, with children running back and forth and nonstop arcade sound effects. One thing that immediately stood out was that the place seemed oddly like a casino. I wasn’t expecting much: I only knew that it would be the first and last time I would set foot into a Chuck E. They never allowed me to go there as a child for any of our relatives’ or friends’ parties, but recently the curiosity took over and I wanted to see if the pizza theory was true or not. Cheese’s - they always thought places like that seem oddly sketchy. Sure enough, some pizzas came out uneven while others came out looking perfectly normal and evenly aligned. Many viewers didn’t believe that, so they took matters into their own hands and took a trip down to their local Chuck E. In an official statement send to media outlets, the company stated that the claims made in the video “are unequivocally false” and that their pizzas are “made fresh in restaurant.”
Once the company saw the video, they asked Dawson to take it down because it gave out false information. This became the cause of much controversy between CEC Entertainment, Inc., the chain’s parent company, and Dawson. Sure enough, the pizza did not make a perfect circle it seemed as if different pizza slices were put together to create a “new” pie. Cheese’s and ordered a few pizzas to see if they were in perfect shape or not. Of course, Shane Dawson being Shawn Dawson, he headed into a Chuck E. He wondered if employees would grab the uneaten pizza slices from previous customers’ tables and simply “glue” them back together with cheese, only to re-serve the food to other customers. Some pieces would be longer than others, the pizza crusts would never align with each other, and the “cuts” seemed oddly off. The pizza would never form a perfect circle. Cheese’s as a kid, but he realized something odd about the pizza that made him question it. He stated that he would often go to Chuck E. On February 11, YouTuber Shane Dawson uploaded a video of conspiracy theories, one of which involved the pizza at Chuck E. This chain has now been around for 42 years, but recently it has been in the news for a rather disturbing question: does Chuck E.
Cheese’s - the ever-popular center of entertainment that lures children in with flashy games, prizes and, of course, copious amounts of pizza.